Iron Man 2 official leaked trailer, HD, looks badass.

Can’t wait to see this one, its going to be a game changer, in my pants. Plus Scarlett Johansson is oh so sweet.

December 17, 2009. Tags: . 1. Leave a comment.

2012, A marketing guru’s wet dream

I have to say that the way the media preys on people is just disgusting. To those of you who really believe that the world is going to end in three years because you saw it on the history channel one time….need to hit yourself with a bag of hammers. These are the same people who believed the world was going to end during Y2K, even after tests had shown that nothing was wrong, and the transition would be smooth.

For those of you who live in caves, the Mayan calendar ends in december 2012, and that is about all the media needs to make movies and scare the crap out of people. The history channel and discovery channel have naturally jumped on board, making hour long programs of professors being taken out of context and scary background music.

Nostradamus, an overrated and over used “prophet” is now being used by the media to help scare people into giving them money.

Really, you can’t blame those in charge for trying to make a buck on the whole 2012 thing, you have to blame the people who buy into it. The same people who stocked up on canned foods and water for the Y2k bug, which i think we can all agree was a hard time to go through, but we made it.

Anyway, if you want to become a millionaire, and capitalize on the stupidity of the human race, than please do. I believe a website dedicated to surviving the 2012 end of the world will be an instant success. 2012 survival kits, with bomb and asteroid spray, radioactive immunity pills, placebos for those who didn’t know, will work great. Maybe i’ll start it.

November 3, 2009. 1. Leave a comment.

Family Guy Season 8 Premiere- Road to the Multiverse

multiverse

Season 8 of Family Guy is finally here, and tonight the newest episode, Road to the multiverse” aired on Fox.  The torrents are already up on the piratebay, and it was quite a good show.  My only problem with the new family guy episodes is the fact that they keep trying to out do themselves.  Although the episode was really funny, including the scene where they go to the multiverse where everyone has to poop all the time, it leaves you wanting to watch just a regular episode of the show without multiverses or 17th century stories.

The highlight for me was being able to see a version of Brian the dog as a human, who naturally gets hit by a car in the end before he can see the world.  Regardless, I’m excited for the new season, as we all are, and can’t wait to see what lines Seth Macfarlane and the rest of the writing crew cross this year.  So below is a pretty good preview of the episode….

September 27, 2009. Blog. 1 comment.

Robots will inherit the universe

MIT's Nexi

Now this idea actually comes from my original posting on the National Examiner and also in part by Ray Kurzweil, but it should be considered nonetheless.  Below is my short argument for why a Star Wars like existence won’t happen, but a robotic one can, and will.  The key is not destroying ourselves until after the Technological Singularity has given us the technology to create entities that surpass our intelligence.

Humans are stuck on earth because we need it for sustenance and energy. We’ve had the technology to go out into space for a while now but it seems we are tethered to the blue planet indirectly. Humans need oxygen, but fortunately we can build machines that we call robots that don’t. We may have trouble getting off this planet for good, but we can build machines that can.

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September 24, 2009. Random Rants. 2 comments.

New video coming soon

The elevator music composers, or Musicians formerly known as Wonderham, will be debuting in a few weeks. Filming wrapped yesterday on a successful shoot. The short film documents 2 elevator musicians pithing their new album, the potion of love 100 stories up.

WonderHam

August 30, 2009. Blog. Leave a comment.

Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement

Epic Comedian Patton Oswalt recently came out with his new stand up special, ‘My weakness is strong’.  I just finished watching it and I have to say, it tickled me in a way that if a girl tickled me in that way I’d say, ooohhh that’s nice.  You can check it out on comedy central, which notoriously over plays specials into the ground.

The special is classic Oswalt, who makes fun of himself for being fat, dorky, and all around lazy.  I had to stop a few times because I was laughing so hard.  Random lines like “Come on down to uncle touchy’s naked puzzle basement”, come out of nowhere.

He talks about his fame and fortune, like finding nemo and having to talk to kids, which isn’t his strong point.  If you haven’t gotten in to Patton Oswalt or his work on shows like King of Queens or the new movie, “Funny People”, I suggest you check it out.

Patton has developed a huge following over the years as he has perfected his delivery and material.  It’s nice to see a famous comedian still standing there wiith a mic in his hand, even though he doesn’t have to, maybe it’s therapeutic for him.

August 27, 2009. Blog. 1 comment.

Welcome Campers

Hello all and welcome the the new and improved Hilarious Robot Blog. I am Sir Eggs Benedict and all of us here would love for you to subscribe and start your day with us. This blog is here to post strange ideas and to spark your creative mind. Feel free to drop a line with a nice link, or picture of your ugly abusive mother in law.

August 16, 2009. Welcome. Leave a comment.